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” A real friend knows when to pour a glass of wine and talk it out.
A great friend knows when to shut up and hand over the bottle.”
– Anonymous
Always remember, My dear:
With a glass of wine in hand and the proper use of vocabulary, you can do anything.
“Great food is like great sex. The more you have the more you want.”
– Gael Greene
“I dated a guy who played bad guys in movies all the time, and I think he was just a bad guy.”
– Jennifer Coolidge
Wine is made from grapes. Grapes are a fruit. Fruits are good for you.
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About the Author Alexandra Andersen

I founded Wine & Drama to make you laugh and help you learn all about wine, food, and living well. I love stinky cheese, my Nespresso machine, Loire Valley white wines, bold full-bodied reds, and championing ladies in winemaking.

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