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Don’t just give Dad a bottle of whisky and a weedwacker, show him some love with these great Father’s Day quotes.

Funny Father's Day Quotes
Happy Father’s Day to someone who knew long before me that 95% of the men I brought home were jerks.


Here’s wine and whisky for all the Dad’s that know sawdust is man glitter. We love you.


Fatherhood is great because you ruin someoneone from scratch. – Jon Stewart


I love how we don’t even need to say out loud that I’m your favorite child. Thank Dad.


Manners maketh man. – Harry Hart, Kingsman: The Secret Service

I know but dammit, I want this family to love me. - The Royal Tenenbaums

I know but dammit, I want this family to love me. – The Royal Tenenbaums

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It's the surprises, the little things that sneak up on you and grab hold of you. - Father of the Bride

It’s the surprises, the little things that sneak up on you and grab hold of you. – Father of the Bride

Goodbye my love, my friend, my pain, my joy. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. - The Descendants

Goodbye, my love, my friend, my pain, my joy. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. – The Descendants

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever. - Knocked Up

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever. – Knocked Up

There's nothing more irresistible to a man than a woman who's in love with him. - The Baroness from The Sound of Music

There’s nothing more irresistible to a man than a woman who’s in love with him. – The Baroness from The Sound of Music

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I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further... - Darth Vader

I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further… – Darth Vader

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. - John Wayne

Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid. – John Wayne

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We all know him to a be a proud, unpleasant sort of man; but this would be nothing if you really liked him. - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

We all know him to a be a proud, unpleasant sort of man; but this would be nothing if you really liked him. – Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

 

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About the Author Alexandra Andersen


I founded Wine & Drama to make you laugh and help you learn all about wine, food, and living well. I love stinky cheese, my Nespresso machine, Loire Valley white wines, bold full-bodied reds, and championing ladies in winemaking.

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