Don’t just give Dad a bottle of whisky and a weedwacker, show him some love with these great Father’s Day quotes.
Happy Father’s Day to someone who knew long before me that 95% of the men I brought home were jerks.
Here’s wine and whisky for all the Dad’s that know sawdust is man glitter. We love you.
Fatherhood is great because you ruin someoneone from scratch. – Jon Stewart
I love how we don’t even need to say out loud that I’m your favorite child. Thank Dad.
Manners maketh man. – Harry Hart, Kingsman: The Secret Service
I know but dammit, I want this family to love me. – The Royal TenenbaumsI know but dammit, I want this family to love me. #fathersdayquote #wineanddrama Click To Tweet
It’s the surprises, the little things that sneak up on you and grab hold of you. – Father of the Bride
Goodbye, my love, my friend, my pain, my joy. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. – The Descendants
Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever. – Knocked Up
There’s nothing more irresistible to a man than a woman who’s in love with him. – The Baroness from The Sound of MusicThere's nothing more irresistible to a man than a woman who's in love with him. #fathersdayquote Click To Tweet
I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further… – Darth Vader
Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid. – John WayneLife's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. #fathersdayquote #wineanddrama Click To Tweet
We all know him to a be a proud, unpleasant sort of man; but this would be nothing if you really liked him. – Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice