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Wine maintains my sparkling personality.


It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty.

There is clearly room for more wine.


Got me some wine

Bitches love wine


My relationship status is: Pajamas, Wine, & Netflix….
And I look just as sexy doing it.


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About the Author Alexandra Andersen

I founded Wine & Drama to make you laugh and help you learn all about wine, food, and living well. I love stinky cheese, my Nespresso machine, Loire Valley white wines, bold full-bodied reds, and championing ladies in winemaking.

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