Every little boy or girl needs a fabulous role model. Take a minute and crack open a bottle of Prosecco and thank your mom (mommy, mum, mama, mummy, momma, or mother) for Every.Single.Thing. she does for you.
Because honestly, the only way you’re going to get through the story of your birth, again – the 36 hour torture saga – is to swig some bubbly or a good glass of red!
This year why not get Mom a gift she’ll love? Discover what type of mom you have and the best Mother’s Day gift ideas. Mom we love you!
Hug Dealer. Problem Solver. Wine Drinker. Your Momma
“Of course your mom wants you to be happy… but for god sake, can you marry well too?”
“What your mom really wants on Mother’s Day. A fabulous bottle of wine. You’re the main reason she drinks.”
“Shhh… Mommy doesn’t care. Don’t interrupt her while she’s having another glass.”
Because… goals. Moms need role models too.
“Mummies don’t moan… they wine.”
“The most expensive part about having kids is all the wine you have to drink.”
Wine is to moms what duct tape is to dads, it fixes everything.
Too glam to give a damn.
Mother (Muh TH-er) – Noun
DEFINITION: One woman who does the work of twenty, for FREE & only gets one day off a year.
Get the right gift for your type of mom…
Yoga class? Who thought I said, “pour a glass?”
I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.
“There’s a storm inside you and I’m not leaving until I see a little sunshine.” – Beverly Goldberg, Ultimate Smother Mother : The Goldbergs, ABC
I’m not a neurotic helicopter mom, I’m just obsessively aware.
Don’t trifle with me.