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Every little boy or girl needs a fabulous role model.  Take a minute and crack open a bottle of Prosecco and thank your mom (mommy, mum, mama, mummy, momma, or mother) for Every.Single.Thing. she does for you.  

Because honestly, the only way you’re going to get through the story of your birth, again – the 36 hour torture saga – is to swig some bubbly or a good glass of red!  

This year why not get Mom a gift she’ll love? Discover what type of mom you have and the best Mother’s Day gift ideas. Mom we love you!

funny mom quotes

Hug Dealer. Problem Solver. Wine Drinker. Your Momma.

funny mom quotes
“Of course your mom wants you to be happy… but for God sake, can you marry well too?”

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“What your mom really wants on Mother’s Day. A fabulous bottle of wine. You’re the main reason she drinks.”

funny mom quotes
“Shhh… Mommy doesn’t care. Don’t interrupt her while she’s having another glass.”

funny mom quotes
Because… goals. Moms need role models too.

funny mom quotes
“Mummies don’t moan… they wine.”

funny mom quotes
“The most expensive part about having kids is all the wine you have to drink.”

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Wine is to moms what duct tape is to dads, it fixes everything.

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Too glam to give a damn.

Mother's Day Gift Ideas for Mom's Who Love Wine

Mother (Muh TH-er) – Noun

DEFINITION: One woman who does the work of twenty, for FREE & only gets one day off a year.

Get the right gift for your type of mom…

Do You Have a Yoga Loving Mom Who Likes to Drink Wine?

Yoga class? Who thought I said, “pour a glass?”

Come On You Know You Have a Cool Mom

I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.

Do You Have a Smother Mother?

“There’s a storm inside you and I’m not leaving until I see a little sunshine.” – Beverly Goldberg, Ultimate Smother Mother : The Goldbergs, ABC

Do You Have a Neurotic Helicopter Mom?

I’m not a neurotic helicopter mom, I’m just obsessively aware.

Do You Have a Hostess with the Mostess Type of Mom?

Don’t trifle with me.


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About the Author Alexandra Andersen

I founded Wine & Drama to make you laugh and help you learn all about wine, food, and living well. I love stinky cheese, my Nespresso machine, Loire Valley white wines, bold full-bodied reds, and championing ladies in winemaking.

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