I’d love to hear from you. You can ring my bell in one of two ways:
Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and write me something nice, a limerick, a poem, a love letter, or even a little dirty ditty. Whatever you like.
If you’re interested in partnering, promotional consideration, or product (wine) reviews, please e-mail me.
Tell me what, why, where, how, and I’ll get back to you within 48 hours. If it’s an American, Canadian, or British holiday – make it 72 hours.
What’s Your Return Policy?
So happy you asked! If you purchased a digital, physical, or accessories product we’re proud to offer a 7-day 100% money-back guarantee on all of our products. Just write in to email@example.com within seven days if you have any issues and we’ll take FABULOUS care of you.
The only exception is clothing, we cannot offer refunds on clothing.
I also accept bottles of wine, Champagne, bags of coffee (beans only no pre-ground stuff…that has bugs in it), and jewelry.
Do not try to give me small children, marriage proposals, flowers, or shots of your junk. Please be aware that whatever you send me, I may use on on my website at my discretion.