“I don’t do Karaoke. I don’t dance, even at weddings. I’m the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine.” – Ricky Gervais “I tried cooking with wine. Didn’t go
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Wine Holidays
Today we celebrate World Vranec Day Orange Wine Day – October 6th Today is International Pinotage Day Happy Prokupac Day World Champagne Day – October 22nd International Cariguan
Wine and Lifestyle Quotes
When life gets complicated, I wine. If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up in the wine aisle. If it can’t be fixed with wine…
Wine and Friendship Quotes
When I saw you drinking, I knew we’d be friends. As in the case of wines that improve with age, the oldest friendships ought to be the most
A Glass A Day Wine Quotes
I believe we should have wine for dinner today, yes or yes? Size DOES matter. Nobody wants a small glass of wine. I’m going to start cleaning my
Wine and Love in Strange Places
Wine goes in and happiness comes out. I only drink wine on two occasions. When I am in love and when I am not. The secret to a
Wine and Family Quotes
My husband has been wearing swim shorts as “real pants” for a week. I’ve been drinking Sauvignon Blanc out of a coffee cup at 11AM. Puzzles are unfinished.
Wine and Oldies Quotes
Getting older is when you prefer day drinking to going out at night. Don’t chase anything but drinks and dreams. A drunk man’s actions are a sober man’s
Wine Over Everything Quotes
Shortest horror story ever. Yes, I need another. 2020 we had a deal. You’re breaking it. I finally found my sleep number. It’s 1. 1 bottle of wine.
Wine and Quarantine Quotes
You look great in that coffee stained t-shirt and yoga pants that you’ve worn for 5 days in a row. Cheers to you! For picking an outfit and