How Mario Batali’s Pizza Crust Tip Made Me Cry

I love Mario Batali. The cheerful ginger purveyor of all things Italian who’s always dressed in bright shirts and my grandma’s Crocs makes me giggle with delight. He’s

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Foodgasms and the Perfect Dinner Date: District Table & Bar Restaurant Review

There are few things that I’m more passionate about than wine and that’s food. So I’ve made an executive decision to include not just the fabulous wine reviews

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Rich Rappers, Chateau de Pampelonne Rose, and the Hermes Scarf Incident

There are several things that I feel an unnatural attachment to:  dark chocolate, Moroccan hair oil, make-up remover wipes, the blackest of black eyeliner Perversion by Urban Decay,

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Love Noir Pinot Noir Review and the Darker Side of Love

I’ve been in love exactly thrice in my life.  Sadly, the first two times ended in heartbreak, but my experiences have also made me a stronger person. Now,

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Layer Cake Malbec 2012 Wine Review

Don’t Judge Me When I Buy Wine at 8:45AM Whoever thinks that it’s a fantastic idea to have family over for dinner on a weeknight needs their head

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Besieged Wine Review and Bad Drinking Etiquette

The people in my family procreate a lot. On any given weekday, there is a random cake cutting to celebrate someone’s first report card.  We take trips to

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Wine Cube Wine Review & Watching Filth

Drinking from a box of wine reminds me of when my mother’s best friend used to babysit me. I loved Mrs. Kitty.  With her waist length blond hair

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What to Drink on 4th of July

Listen, I know here in the States, when July 4th rolls around, everyone becomes unhinged for the summer barbecue to end all barbecues. This year is a little

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Dangers of Confident Women & the Chocolate Block Wine Review

Every couple of months when my normal grocery store just won’t do, Whole Foods plays its siren song and I come calling. I often approach going to Whole

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Fancy Pants Red Wine Review & the Mystery of Sherlock

Normally I’m not a fan of invites by text message. So when my friend Kelsey texted, “Wanna party?” I responded with, “If by party, you mean drink wine

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