You Bring the Alcohol I’ll Bring the Bad Decisions – Funny Wine Quotes

Ahh who doesn’t love a dicey alcohol fueled decision or two? Now listen Karen, don’t yell at me about promoting under aged drinking. This is a historical image.

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Funny Wine Quotes – Get Your Drink On

Dear Liver and Hips, It’s going to be a wild ride for the next few weeks. Stay strong my loves, your both winners. Don’t listen to Brain, she

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Wine, Grapes, and Food Funny Quotes

” A real friend knows when to pour a glass of wine and talk it out.A great friend knows when to shut up and hand over the bottle.”–

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All You Need Is Love And A Tall Glass of Wine

All you need is love and a bottle of wine. Love is blind. Marriage is the eye opener. “Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what

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Like Fine Wine I Get Better With Age

  “I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well reserved.” – Rose F. Kennedy “Wine improves with age. The older I get,

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Good Friends & Good Wine

“To have a good friend is one of the highest delights of life;to be a good friends is one of the noblest and most difficult undertakings.”– Anonymous Wine

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Love of Men

There’s nothing more irresistible to a man than a woman who’s in love with him.– The Baroness from the Sound of Music “All that we see or seem

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Funny & Sarcastic Wine Quotes

  Wine maintains my sparkling personality. It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty. There is clearly room for more wine. Got me some

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