“I don’t do Karaoke. I don’t dance, even at weddings. I’m the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine.” – Ricky Gervais “I tried cooking with wine. Didn’t go
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“I don’t do Karaoke. I don’t dance, even at weddings. I’m the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine.” – Ricky Gervais “I tried cooking with wine. Didn’t go
When life gets complicated, I wine. If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up in the wine aisle. If it can’t be fixed with wine…
When I saw you drinking, I knew we’d be friends. As in the case of wines that improve with age, the oldest friendships ought to be the most
I believe we should have wine for dinner today, yes or yes? Size DOES matter. Nobody wants a small glass of wine. I’m going to start cleaning my
Wine goes in and happiness comes out. I only drink wine on two occasions. When I am in love and when I am not. The secret to a
Getting older is when you prefer day drinking to going out at night. Don’t chase anything but drinks and dreams. A drunk man’s actions are a sober man’s
You look great in that coffee stained t-shirt and yoga pants that you’ve worn for 5 days in a row. Cheers to you! For picking an outfit and
Yes, I know I’m drinking my feelings. Thank you, Captain Obvious. Lighten up. I’m visualizing you bringing me a glass of wine. The more I sip the happier
Ahh who doesn’t love a dicey alcohol fueled decision or two? Now listen Karen, don’t yell at me about promoting under aged drinking. This is a historical image.
Dear Liver and Hips, It’s going to be a wild ride for the next few weeks. Stay strong my loves, your both winners. Don’t listen to Brain, she