When life gets complicated, I wine. If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up in the wine aisle. If it can’t be fixed with wine…
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Wine and Friendship Quotes
When I saw you drinking, I knew we’d be friends. As in the case of wines that improve with age, the oldest friendships ought to be the most
Wine and Oldies Quotes
Getting older is when you prefer day drinking to going out at night. Don’t chase anything but drinks and dreams. A drunk man’s actions are a sober man’s
Wine Over Everything Quotes
Shortest horror story ever. Yes, I need another. 2020 we had a deal. You’re breaking it. I finally found my sleep number. It’s 1. 1 bottle of wine.
All You Need Is Love And A Tall Glass of Wine
All you need is love and a bottle of wine. Love is blind. Marriage is the eye opener. “Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what
Funny & Sarcastic Wine Quotes
Wine maintains my sparkling personality. It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty. There is clearly room for more wine. Got me some