Why There Are No Fat Alcoholics

(Warning: This feature borders on offensive, please don’t rage at me if you don’t like it. I’m simply telling a story as it happened. It’s what I do,

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Besieged Wine Review and Bad Drinking Etiquette

The people in my family procreate a lot. On any given weekday, there is a random cake cutting to celebrate someone’s first report card.  We take trips to

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Old Lady Life Free Desktop & Tablet Wallpapers

As I was drinking my morning espresso a thought came over me. Now, while I am by no means part of the silver sneakers club. I have to

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The Love Potion – When Oxytocin Turns Evil

So… you’ve gotten back with your ex and you have no idea what is happening in your life. I told you not to go back!!! This dangerous spiral

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The Anti-Fairy Tale | Learning to Love Yourself – Part 1 of 3

Once upon a time, in a land much like the United States, lived a young beautiful girl who dreamed of large metropolises and champagne brunches. She knew the

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She Gets the Taj Mahal and I Get Your Junk

Emperor Shah Jahan built the Taj Mahal as tribute to his deceased wife. He described the Taj in these words: Should guilty seek asylum here, Like one pardoned,

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Three Reasons Why You Should Start Dating a Younger Man

Why should you start dating a younger man? Silver haired foxes and crotchety middle-aged men are good for lots of reasons: replacing light bulbs, going to the park,

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