“I don’t do Karaoke. I don’t dance, even at weddings. I’m the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine.”
– Ricky Gervais

“I tried cooking with wine. Didn’t go so well. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.”
– Anonymous

“Why do I drink champagne for breakfast? Doesn’t everyone?”
– Noel Coward

Feeling pretty heroic today… Time to rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.

Old and tired. But down to day drink.

“The only thing I throwback on Thursday is a glass of wine.”

Wine
How classy people get wasted