“I don’t do Karaoke. I don’t dance, even at weddings. I’m the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine.”
– Ricky Gervais
“I tried cooking with wine. Didn’t go so well. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.”
“Why do I drink champagne for breakfast? Doesn’t everyone?”
– Noel Coward
Feeling pretty heroic today… Time to rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.
Old and tired. But down to day drink.
“The only thing I throwback on Thursday is a glass of wine.”
How classy people get wasted