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When life gets complicated, I wine.

If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up in the wine aisle.

If it can’t be fixed with wine… you’re not using enough wine.


Your Wine Aunties

My birthstone is a wine cork.

A glass of wine keeps the doctor away; a bottle of wine keep everyone away. I think I’ll have a bottle.

Wine is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.

You look like I need wine.

Today’s forecast: Sunny with a chance of wine.

I know I look silly when I drink a lot of wine, but what’s your excuse?


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About the Author Alexandra Andersen

I founded Wine & Drama to make you laugh and help you learn all about wine, food, and living well. I love stinky cheese, my Nespresso machine, Loire Valley white wines, bold full-bodied reds, and championing ladies in winemaking.

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