When life gets complicated, I wine.
If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up in the wine aisle.
If it can’t be fixed with wine… you’re not using enough wine.
Love,
Your Wine Aunties
My birthstone is a wine cork.
A glass of wine keeps the doctor away; a bottle of wine keep everyone away. I think I’ll have a bottle.
Wine is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
You look like I need wine.
Today’s forecast: Sunny with a chance of wine.
I know I look silly when I drink a lot of wine, but what’s your excuse?