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I believe we should have wine for dinner today, yes or yes?

Size DOES matter.

Nobody wants a small glass of wine.

I’m going to start cleaning my house. By cleaning I mean drinking wine and spraying everything with Febreeze.

It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full.

Don’t argue about it.

Just refill it.

A little less scrollwork and a little more housework.

Exercise makes you look better naked.

So does wine.

Your choice.

 

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About the Author Alexandra Andersen


I founded Wine & Drama to make you laugh and help you learn all about wine, food, and living well. I love stinky cheese, my Nespresso machine, Loire Valley white wines, bold full-bodied reds, and championing ladies in winemaking.

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