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Wine goes in and happiness comes out.

I only drink wine on two occasions.

When I am in love and when I am not.

The secret to a happy marriage? Don’t talk to them while they’re pooping.

Blame Champagne.

Things to do this week:

I have kids and/or pets…

But folks won’t quit writing books and making cheap wine so, I’m going to pass on chores.

It’s time to bring back courtship.

Write me a love letter.


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About the Author Alexandra Andersen

I founded Wine & Drama to make you laugh and help you learn all about wine, food, and living well. I love stinky cheese, my Nespresso machine, Loire Valley white wines, bold full-bodied reds, and championing ladies in winemaking.

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