Wine goes in and happiness comes out.
I only drink wine on two occasions.
When I am in love and when I am not.
The secret to a happy marriage? Don’t talk to them while they’re pooping.
Blame Champagne.
Things to do this week:
I have kids and/or pets…
But folks won’t quit writing books and making cheap wine so, I’m going to pass on chores.
It’s time to bring back courtship.
Write me a love letter.