Getting older is when you prefer day drinking to going out at night.
Don’t chase anything but drinks and dreams.
A drunk man’s actions are a sober man’s thoughts.
You can’t make everyone happy, you are NOT a bottle of wine.
PMS
Pour
Me
S’more
Domestic bliss… just a bottle of Cabernet away.
“No poem was ever written by a drinker of water.” – Horace