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Getting older is when you prefer day drinking to going out at night.

Don’t chase anything but drinks and dreams.

A drunk man’s actions are a sober man’s thoughts.

You can’t make everyone happy, you are NOT a bottle of wine.





Domestic bliss… just a bottle of Cabernet away.

“No poem was ever written by a drinker of water.” – Horace


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About the Author Alexandra Andersen

I founded Wine & Drama to make you laugh and help you learn all about wine, food, and living well. I love stinky cheese, my Nespresso machine, Loire Valley white wines, bold full-bodied reds, and championing ladies in winemaking.

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