Shortest horror story ever.
Yes, I need another. 2020 we had a deal. You’re breaking it.
I finally found my sleep number. It’s 1.
1 bottle of wine.
3 to 4 glasses of wine a day. Reduces your risk of giving a crap by 90%.
Wine. The ultimate bullshit detector.
How you feel when you sip your favorite wine.
Coffee keeps me busy.. until it’s time to drink wine.
I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep.
For when the wine is in, the wit is out. – Thomas Becon
More wine, Less whine. – Anonymous