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You look great in that coffee stained t-shirt and yoga pants that you’ve worn for 5 days in a row. Cheers to you! For picking an outfit and sticking with it.

Remember when we used to wear these and shave our legs?

Meditation Exercise: Close eyes, long exhale, raise glass, slow inhale, long sip, and repeat until bliss kicks in.

No, Karen I will not be meditating, spring cleaning, redoing my closet, or doing anything other than face masks, snuggling my pet, ignoring my kids, Netflix, wine, and sleeping.

When you haven’t worn mascara or real pants in a week and you finally get dressed and you’re like…

Move over J Lo. Mama’s back.

Gonna put on lipstick and have a nice picnic in my living room.

“One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters… But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.” – Charles Baudelaire, circa 1850s

I get really clumsy around wine, I seems to always spill the whole bottle down my throat.


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About the Author Alexandra Andersen

I founded Wine & Drama to make you laugh and help you learn all about wine, food, and living well. I love stinky cheese, my Nespresso machine, Loire Valley white wines, bold full-bodied reds, and championing ladies in winemaking.

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