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Yes, I know I’m drinking my feelings. Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Lighten up.

I’m visualizing you bringing me a glass of wine.

The more I sip the happier I become.

“Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.” – Italian Proverb

People like you as much as you like you.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
– Benjamin Franklin

Wine is sunlight, held together by water. – Galileo Galilei

Either give me more wine or leave me alone. – Rumi, circa 1200’s

“Beer is made by men, wine by God.” – Martin Luther

“We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.” – Eduardo Galeano


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About the Author Alexandra Andersen

I founded Wine & Drama to make you laugh and help you learn all about wine, food, and living well. I love stinky cheese, my Nespresso machine, Loire Valley white wines, bold full-bodied reds, and championing ladies in winemaking.

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