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After a long day it's time to relax with your favorite beverage, click on the television, and read these funny wine quotes! Click here and try not to spill your drink, ladies...

Dear Liver and Hips, It’s going to be a wild ride for the next few weeks. Stay strong my loves, your both winners. Don’t listen to Brain, she doesn’t know you both like I do.

Love, Wine

After a long day it's time to relax with your favorite beverage, click on the television, and read these funny wine quotes! Click here and try not to spill your drink, ladies...

Go ahead ignore that 12th passive aggressive text from your family. Don’t show up to that holiday party. STAY PANTSLESS. Eat some delicious cheese and finish those Harry & David chocolate covered cherries. You can do this.

Love, Wine

After a long day it's time to relax with your favorite beverage, click on the television, and read these funny wine quotes! Click here and try not to spill your drink, ladies...

If no one saw you drink that 3rd glass of Cabernet… Did it really happen?

#didyouseemedoit

After a long day it's time to relax with your favorite beverage, click on the television, and read these funny wine quotes! Click here and try not to spill your drink, ladies...

You know what rhymes with Friday? WINE.

After a long day it's time to relax with your favorite beverage, click on the television, and read these funny wine quotes! Click here and try not to spill your drink, ladies...

When your out-of-town family arrives. Or as I like to call it, “day one of the hostage situation.”

After a long day it's time to relax with your favorite beverage, click on the television, and read these funny wine quotes! Click here and try not to spill your drink, ladies...

“So this bitch…” The start to any amazing wine fueled drunken story.

After a long day it's time to relax with your favorite beverage, click on the television, and read these funny wine quotes! Click here and try not to spill your drink, ladies...

Things I care about: RED or WHITE & like 5 people

After a long day it's time to relax with your favorite beverage, click on the television, and read these funny wine quotes! Click here and try not to spill your drink, ladies...

Good Morning,

I see the assassins have failed. Have a great day…

After a long day it's time to relax with your favorite beverage, click on the television, and read these funny wine quotes! Click here and try not to spill your drink, ladies...

I had a handcrafted fruit salad today.

*sips sangria*

I know I look silly when I drink a lot of wine, but what’s your excuse?

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the foods.
– W.C Fields

If a girl always treated each other like we do when we’re drunk in the girl’s bathroom, the world would be a happier place. – Anonymous

“When you are stressed, take wine, if you are still stressed take more wine.” – Unknown

“About a minute ago, I had this urge to change the world. I quickly came to  my senses and opened a bottle of wine instead.” – Anonymous

 

 

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About the Author Alexandra Andersen


I founded Wine & Drama to make you laugh and help you learn all about wine, food, and living well. I love stinky cheese, my Nespresso machine, Loire Valley white wines, bold full-bodied reds, and championing ladies in winemaking.

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