Dear Liver and Hips, It’s going to be a wild ride for the next few weeks. Stay strong my loves, your both winners. Don’t listen to Brain, she doesn’t know you both like I do.
Love, Wine
Go ahead ignore that 12th passive aggressive text from your family. Don’t show up to that holiday party. STAY PANTSLESS. Eat some delicious cheese and finish those Harry & David chocolate covered cherries. You can do this.
Love, Wine
If no one saw you drink that 3rd glass of Cabernet… Did it really happen?
#didyouseemedoit
You know what rhymes with Friday? WINE.
When your out-of-town family arrives. Or as I like to call it, “day one of the hostage situation.”
“So this bitch…” The start to any amazing wine fueled drunken story.
Things I care about: RED or WHITE & like 5 people
Good Morning,
I see the assassins have failed. Have a great day…
I had a handcrafted fruit salad today.
*sips sangria*
I know I look silly when I drink a lot of wine, but what’s your excuse?
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the foods.
– W.C Fields
If a girl always treated each other like we do when we’re drunk in the girl’s bathroom, the world would be a happier place. – Anonymous
“When you are stressed, take wine, if you are still stressed take more wine.” – Unknown
“About a minute ago, I had this urge to change the world. I quickly came to my senses and opened a bottle of wine instead.” – Anonymous