Dear Liver and Hips, It’s going to be a wild ride for the next few weeks. Stay strong my loves, your both winners. Don’t listen to Brain, she doesn’t know you both like I do.
Go ahead ignore that 12th passive aggressive text from your family. Don’t show up to that holiday party. STAY PANTSLESS. Eat some delicious cheese and finish those Harry & David chocolate covered cherries. You can do this.
If no one saw you drink that 3rd glass of Cabernet… Did it really happen?
You know what rhymes with Friday? WINE.
When your out-of-town family arrives. Or as I like to call it, “day one of the hostage situation.”
“So this bitch…” The start to any amazing wine fueled drunken story.
Things I care about: RED or WHITE & like 5 people
I see the assassins have failed. Have a great day…
I had a handcrafted fruit salad today.
I know I look silly when I drink a lot of wine, but what’s your excuse?
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the foods.
– W.C Fields
If a girl always treated each other like we do when we’re drunk in the girl’s bathroom, the world would be a happier place. – Anonymous
“When you are stressed, take wine, if you are still stressed take more wine.” – Unknown
“About a minute ago, I had this urge to change the world. I quickly came to my senses and opened a bottle of wine instead.” – Anonymous