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“I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well reserved.” – Rose F. Kennedy
“Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”
“Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one from vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.” – Gina Barreca
“I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks & flawless dance moves.” – Anonymous

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About the Author Victoria Winters

I founded Wine & Drama to make you laugh and help you learn all about wine, food, and living well. I love stinky cheese, my Nespresso machine, Loire Valley white wines, bold full-bodied reds, and championing ladies in winemaking.

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