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Alexandra Andersen

Wine, Grapes, and Food Funny Quotes

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” A real friend knows when to pour a glass of wine and talk it out.
A great friend knows when to shut up and hand over the bottle.”
– Anonymous
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Always remember, My dear:
With a glass of wine in hand and the proper use of vocabulary, you can do anything.
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“Great food is like great sex. The more you have the more you want.”
– Gael Greene
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“I dated a guy who played bad guys in movies all the time, and I think he was just a bad guy.”
– Jennifer Coolidge
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Wine is made from grapes. Grapes are a fruit. Fruits are good for you.
wineYou’re welcome
 

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About the Author Alexandra Andersen

I founded Wine & Drama to make you laugh and help you learn all about wine, food, and living well. I love stinky cheese, my Nespresso machine, Loire Valley white wines, bold full-bodied reds, and championing ladies in winemaking.

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