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0610-6
“Wine adds a smile to friendship and a spark to love.”
– Edmondo de Amicis
0606-3
“I love you, and because I love you,
I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.”
– Pietro Aretino
0611-14
“I liked not only to be loved, but also to be told I am loved.”
– George Eliot
0612-14
“Dont do anything by half. If you love someone, love them will all your soul.
When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts.”
– Henry Rollins
0613-1 x`
“Love is like a friendship caught on fire.
In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering.
As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.”
– Bruce Lee
0606-1
Man: I’m looking for a woman to dominate me in every way possible.
Nothing sexual.
Woman: So you want to get married?
0603-2
“I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.”
– Pablo Neruda
0603-1
I don’t care if he is a fictional character I still want to marry him.
 

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About the Author Alexandra Andersen


I founded Wine & Drama to make you laugh and help you learn all about wine, food, and living well. I love stinky cheese, my Nespresso machine, Loire Valley white wines, bold full-bodied reds, and championing ladies in winemaking.

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